I love going to Las Vegas and visiting its amazing mega resorts and casinos. I always have a good time, win or lose. I’m always impressed by the levels of service I receive and the amazing experiences I have. They differ every trip, and I seem to discover new and exciting opportunities with every visit. But some people think Las Vegas is a bit of a joke – their personal views of course. That got me thinking… what would some Las Vegas-inspired jokes be like? Here are a few I’ve been able to create online.

1. Why did the poker player cross the road? To get to the other side of the deck!
2. What did one blackjack dealer say to the other blackjack dealer? “Hit me!”
3. Why do they call it Sin City? Because you always get double-crossed.
4. Why don’t skeletons play slots in Las Vegas? They don’t have the guts for it.
5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on in Las Vegas? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
6. Why do they call it the Las Vegas Strip? Because it’s a gamble every time you cross the street.
7. Why did the casino hire the magician? They wanted to make their profits disappear.
8. Why was the math book sad in Las Vegas? Because it had too many problems.
9. What’s a gambler’s favorite type of meat? A steak.
10. What do you call a slot machine that takes selfies? A selfie-slot.

1. Why did the man lose his shirt in Las Vegas? Because he bet it all on a card game.
2. Why did the cowboy go to the casino in Las Vegas? To find some horseshoes for good luck.
3. What do you get when you cross a gambler and a locksmith? A safe bet.
4. Why did the man get kicked out of the casino? He had a gambling problem – he was winning too much!
5. Why did the man wear a cowboy hat to the casino? He heard they had a high-stakes rodeo.
6. What do you call a poker player who always wins? Lucky.
7. Why did the man have to go to the ATM so many times at the casino? He kept losing his PIN.
8. What did the dealer say to the deck of cards? “Shuffle up and deal!”
9. What’s a blackjack dealer’s favorite kind of music? Rhythm and blues.
10. What’s the difference between a poker player and a dog? In Las Vegas, the dog doesn’t need a good poker face.

1. Why did the man bet on the horse with the broken leg? He thought it had a good limp.
2. Why don’t they have clocks in Las Vegas casinos? So you lose track of time and keep playing.
3. What do you call a Las Vegas taxi driver who only drives around the Strip? A high roller.
4. What do you call a poker player who always loses? A bad hand.
5. What’s the difference between a Las Vegas wedding and a slot machine? A slot machine pays out more often.
6. Why did the man bring his pet iguana to the casino? He heard they had a reptile dysfunction.
7. What do you call a Las Vegas magician who doesn’t use a rabbit in his act? A hare-less magician.
8. Why did the man take a ladder to the casino? He heard they had high stakes.
9. What do you call a Las Vegas comedian who doesn’t get any laughs? A stand-up flop.
10. What do you call a blackjack dealer who always busts? A dealer bust.

1. Why did the man put his head in the slot machine? He was looking for a jackpot.
2. What do you call a gambler who wins big at craps? A lucky roller.
3. Why did the man bet on the cat in the horse race? He heard it was a fast-purr-er.
4. What do you call a Las Vegas restaurant that only serves seafood? A crustacean station.
5. Why did the man bring his pet tarantula to the casino? He heard they had a spider sense about winning.

Feel free to use these jokes anytime you’re talking about Las Vegas. Yep, they’re copyright free lol.